A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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