- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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