- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's big and purple? Barney

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A seal walks into a club.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??