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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

what's black and can't swim?

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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