I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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