What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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