- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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