- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Albino African Americans

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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