- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

I used to know what alzheimers was

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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