- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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