- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

My wife made me a sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Stephen Hawking

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