Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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