- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

You know what's natural? Bears.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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