What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

People with cancer.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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