- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is the name of the car? What

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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