Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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get in the car.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Boner

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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