- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Know what's funny? Jokes.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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