a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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whats 7+4? 74

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