- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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