What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Immigration Laws

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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