How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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black people swimming

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What does water taste like? Water

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Anti Joke

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