Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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