What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Chuck Norris.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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