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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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