- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Detroit has a low crime rate

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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