What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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the redsox

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Anti Joke

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