- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's big and long? My dick.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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