- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

your mama's so fat... that's it

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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