Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Neither did she.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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