Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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