- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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