You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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