Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Dwight Howard

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

#Getweird

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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