roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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