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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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