So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

dyslexics of the world untie!

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

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