How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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I love alchohol!

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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