- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Dead girls can't say no.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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