- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

how much fish could a chicken

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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