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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

your no better than a cockroach

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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