- Anti Joke

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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The Anti Joke Book

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm