- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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