Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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