Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Connor is homo

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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