- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's funnier than 24? 25

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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