- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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