- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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