- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Chick Norris... Enough said

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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