- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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