- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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