- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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