- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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