- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

"Knock knock" Come in!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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