- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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