- Anti Joke

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

whats up and also down? your mum

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

There's my tractor.