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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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