-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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baloney sandwich

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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