Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Your sex life.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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