When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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