A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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