Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

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