roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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