How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Please ignore this statement.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Smeg...

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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