-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock Know! Come in!

Women's rights

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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