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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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