Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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