- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Knock, Knock! Go away!

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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