- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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