- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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