- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Women's rights.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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