Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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A jew enters a mall.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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