Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

whats brown and booky a book.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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