- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

woman's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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