- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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