- Anti Joke

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.