This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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TRICERATOPS!

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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