- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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