- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

4 hours later.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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