- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Please don't shoot me

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Your mom is so old she died

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Women's Rights

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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