NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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women's rights

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Equal rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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