How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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if got a joke if fogot it

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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WILLY

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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