Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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