- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

your no better than a cockroach

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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