whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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