What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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A: Do you like it B: No

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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one of the idiot

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Anti Joke

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