- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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