- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Soccer...

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Suck pussy

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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