- Anti Joke

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

123 f*ck off

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.