Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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