- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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