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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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