Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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