What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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