- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A gay man watches football.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap