- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

National security?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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