- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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