what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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women rights

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What's the difference between a duck?

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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