A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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