Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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