- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

The holocaust

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