- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Flowers are colors Love me

I used to know what alzheimers was

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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