Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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