- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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