this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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