How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Hey Shea

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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