A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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karn chevalier

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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