hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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hey guys im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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