What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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