- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

sucks Syntax...

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Matt is a Duster!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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