there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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