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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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