Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

thumb_up thumb_down +1

hextech crafting too opieop

thumb_up thumb_down +1

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

don't just stand there

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Duck walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

it was all Tagart

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

thumb_up thumb_down +1

poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops