A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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