Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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