- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

82

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??