- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why are white people white? I don't know

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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